Author Archives: andy

Driver Trying to Leave Rechnitz Hall Still Fucking Waiting for People to Stop Walking

Students of Monmouth know all too-well about the complete cluster-fuck of students crossing in front of the Art Building.

Fraternity Hires United Airlines to Re-Accommodate Unwanted Guests

From now on, unwanted guests of a local fraternity’s social events will be placed head-to-head with the entire company of United Airlines.

CONSUL SIGNS BYLAW TO FORMALLY RECOGNIZE DINING HALL SNICKER-DOODLES AS ACCEPTED FORM OF PAYMENT FOR DUES

The move from actual American Dollars to cookies is a key switch in which many organization will make in the coming years.

9 Things Successful Greeks Do Each Day

Learn how to embody yourself into a Greek!